one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”
how many Hogwarts students does it take to change a light-bulb?
1 Slytherin to break it
1 Gryffindor to volunteer to climb the ladder and change it
3 Hufflepuffs to hold the ladder and insure the safety of the Gryffindor student
and 1 Ravenclaw to point out that they could have just used magic
Though, in fairness, he’s a drama queen too.
I don’t want you to be the guy who lives in his stories.
Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
BOBBY LOPEZ JUST WON THE EGOT
Quote from Stephen Moffat describing Sherlock. (x)
just in case people don’t know, the composer of frozen is bobby lopez, a renowned filipino-american songwriter, and if he wins best original song tonight then he will be the first man of colour in history to win an emmy, grammy, oscar, and tony